Ruffy(a New Jerseian),
confided to his co-workers he had three goals
for his trip to the Lone Star State ...
1. He wanted to taste some real Texas Bar-B-Que.
2. He wanted to take in a bona fide rodeo..
And...
3. He wanted to have sex with a real cowboy.
Upon returning, the girlsand guys were curious as to how he fared.
'Let me tell you,they have a tree down there called a Mesquite and when they slow cook that brisket over that Mesquite , it's ooooh so good. The taste is unbelievable!'
'And I went to a real rodeo. Talk about athletes. those guys wrestle full grown bulls! They ride horses at a full gallop, then jump off the horses and grab the bull by the horns and throw them on the ground! It is just incredible!'
They then asked,
'Well tell us, did you have sex with a real cowboy?'
'Are you kidding? When I saw the outline of the condom they carry in the back pocket of their jeans, I changed my mind!'
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10 comments:
Hilarious! And... I'm not sure if I'd change my mind after seeing that. The view is quite encouraging ;-)
LMAO OH please Ruffy would be turned on if a guy had to wear a condom that size LMAO! i know i would be :)
WOOF! Thanks for the post Ray...but LPG is right- I would have been more turned on then turned away! On another note- any Woofy Man with a dip can in his back pocket is a major turn on! Grrrrrrrr
I would be right up there with you Ruffy to see if was true or not.
Fully agree. thougth it was cute.
Ruffy you know you are very spcail to me, right?
Ray
I'm from Montana - a bit like Texas, except we have high schools. Where I'm from, no one chews Skoal. Cowboys chew Cope.
If only I could find one that thick
I don't care what they chew As long as they know how to please!
see u your top that condom scared u but a bottom bitch would be all over that sized cock LOL
Ruffy wouldn't back down, maybe into but never down!
LOL....somehow I don't think Ruffy would be detered!
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