Saturday, June 27, 2009

Looking For a New Job

My Resimay

To hoom it mae cunsern,

I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.

I kin Type realee qwik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the fone and I no I am a pepole person, Pepole realee seam to reespond too me well. Certain men and all the ladies.

I no my spelling is not too good but find that I Offen can get a job wit my persinalety.

My salerery is open so we kin discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,

I kin start emeditely. Thank yoo in advanse fore yore anser.

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.



PS: Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me.

Employer's response:

Dear Bubba:

It's OK, Honey. We've got spell check.

See you Monday.


Stan said...

Hell I'd hire this guy and hope he's a grower.

boss said...

You changed the pic rom the version I saw..!

Guierllmo Vaquero said...

Your hired. I'm sure the spelling issue is covered by the Americans With Disabilities Act. And we try to be all inclusive. Democrat response.

Your hired. I'm sure the spelling issue is covered by the Americans With Disabilities Act. In doing so I'm sure we will get a tax credit in hiring you. Republican response.

This was way to funny!

Joao Baptista said...

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Ray's Cowboy said...

Stan you are right he is a grower. I check him out before I sent in his resume. If you need someone for your personal service I would be more than glad to check you out so I can find the right person for that job.

boss you are right, but either pictures works great for me.

Guierllmo glad that you support others with Disabilities. may I could cum work for you. I now something about dick-ta-tion.

Joao glad you like it.

Butch 57 said...

I would hire his ass too!

Ruffy said...

I take dictation...

Leatherpigboy said...


Ultra Dave said...

Yep. Starts tomorrow!