My Resimay
To hoom it mae cunsern,
I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.
I kin Type realee qwik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.
I think I am good on the fone and I no I am a pepole person, Pepole realee seam to reespond too me well. Certain men and all the ladies.
I no my spelling is not too good but find that I Offen can get a job wit my persinalety.
My salerery is open so we kin discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth,
I kin start emeditely. Thank yoo in advanse fore yore anser.
hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.
Sinseerly,
Bubba
PS: Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me.
Employer's response:
Dear Bubba:
It's OK, Honey. We've got spell check.
See you Monday.
Hell I'd hire this guy and hope he's a grower.
ReplyDeleteYou changed the pic rom the version I saw..!
ReplyDeleteYour hired. I'm sure the spelling issue is covered by the Americans With Disabilities Act. And we try to be all inclusive. Democrat response.
ReplyDeleteYour hired. I'm sure the spelling issue is covered by the Americans With Disabilities Act. In doing so I'm sure we will get a tax credit in hiring you. Republican response.
This was way to funny!
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ReplyDeleteStan you are right he is a grower. I check him out before I sent in his resume. If you need someone for your personal service I would be more than glad to check you out so I can find the right person for that job.
ReplyDeleteboss you are right, but either pictures works great for me.
Guierllmo glad that you support others with Disabilities. may I could cum work for you. I now something about dick-ta-tion.
Joao glad you like it.
Ray
I would hire his ass too!
ReplyDeleteI take dictation...
ReplyDeleteLOL
ReplyDeleteYep. Starts tomorrow!
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