Dog Logic

The
reason
a dog has so many friends is that he
wags his tail instead of
his
tongue.

-Anonymous



There
is
no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking
your face.


-Ben Williams



A
dog is the only thing
on earth that loves you
more than he loves
himself.

-Josh
Billings



The
average
dog is a nicer person than the average
person.

-Andy
Rooney



Anybody
who
doesn't know what soap tastes like never
washed a dog.

- Franklin

Jones


If
your dog is
fat, you aren't getting enough
exercise


-Unknown


My
dog is worried about the
economy because Alpo
is up to $3.00 a can. That's almost $21.00 in
dog
money.

-Joe Weinstein



If
you pick
up a starving dog and make him
prosperous, he will not bite you; that is
the
principal difference between a dog and a
man.

- Mark
Twain

Dogs
are
not our whole life, but they make our lives
whole.

-Roger
Caras



If
you think dogs can't count,
try putting three
dog biscuits in your pocket and then give him only
two of them.

-Phil
Pastoret