Friday, March 2, 2012

The Theory of Intelligence

I don't think I've ever heard the concept explained any better than this:

Well you see, Norm, it's like this . . . A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo.

And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first .

This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the

whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.

Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells.

But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first...

In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers...'

PS Hopes Everyone Has A GREAT Weekend. HUGS Ray


TornJeans said...

Funny! You have a great weekend too, Ray!! Hugs!

bob said...

Clever and funny!

This sounds totally off the wall, but I wonder if anyone ever noticed this the way I did:

It seems in Cheers, someone in the production crew had a thing for Cliff's ass! Time after time, there was always a shot of Cliff standing and leaning against the bar. The camera would always pan up from behind him showing his ass hoisted up in the air, and I have to say--he had a mighty fine ass!

Anyone notice this, or is it just me?

Tim said...

Oh Ray, I wish it was true, I'd be a very clever man now if it was. Buen fin de semana! ;)

SickoRicko said...


Leatherpigboy said...

LOL now let me have a few beers

Stan said...

I loved that show Cheers.

Rosman said...

Have a great weekend, Ray and Sadie Mae!

Red-Hot-Chilli said...

funny!!! great w/e to you, too, Ray!!!

Westernstock said...

Nice to start the weekend with a smile!

Butch 57 said...

I'll drink to these thesis! love Cheers and Cliff's bear of a body too!
have a beery weekend all and a little jism on the side too!


Have a great weekend!

karl said...

Bob - too busy trying ot catch a glimpse of Woody Harrelsons ass!

Thoughtful feature today, Ray, and a nice weekend to you and everyone here.

Jack Scott said...

I hate to admit it but I can see real logic in that theory!

I sure did like "Cheers." One can honestly say, they just don't make TV shows like that anymore.

What a shame.

Jack Scott

Koba said...

What's you're IQ, stud?! ;-)

Ur-spo said...

sensible philosophy!
Particularly if you are drinking a certain bourbon that has a buffalo/bison on the bottle. The name of which escapes me.

Ray's Cowboy said...

I thought it was to cute. Thanks Bam Bam for making my day with laughter.