Wednesday, June 20, 2012

I Need A Cook

Feeling Allot Better Now. I aksed my personal Nurse Tim to come over from Spain to take care of Me. He has been checkin gon me nearly every day, wishing me well. The first thing he said. I do not cook or do windows. Well since I am not fully well yet. I think I need someon to come over and cook for me. If you are interested please send resume @ Blah Blah Blah. Will get back to you as soon as I can. I have 10 Men ahead of you that I am interviewing at this time.










19 comments:

  1. Who cares how all they cook...it's all about taste!

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  2. tell me about it!!! I think I need the one on the bottom right!

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  3. ... just realised that it says 'cook', not 'cock' ... which I, of course, read at first ... (must 've been a Freudian kinda thing ...)

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  4. I am glad you are feeling better.:). I can't cook but I'll be happy to take the one do want from this list

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  5. glad you're better..

    take my advice and be careful what you wish for.. serious cookin should be reserved for the bedroom.. I'm no slouch in the kitchen. BF and I have really packed on the lbs.... even Smokey, who we now call "PorkChop" A lot more fun puttin it on than takin it off. :>(

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  6. Glad to see that you are getting better. Like the others I can't even boil water and my windows have streaks.

    Can't help in that department but I can clean the bed pan.

    Keep getting better Ray.

    Carol.

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  7. Glad you are feeling better, my friend! I'm pretty handy in the kitchen, but if you chose daddy in Pic 4, I'd understand! :)

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  8. I can cook [but I dont wanna] and only uneducated people do windows so thats out.
    Ask your friend to give you a bed bath; that'll help!

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  9. They all look as though they could do a good job!

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  10. Damn! I am always late applying! But I am sure you will hire one of these hotties or two than ol moi! Lucky men to cook for You! Damn!

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  11. So pleased you are feeling better! Take care and look after yourself. I don't mind cooking, but won't do windows! Sorry about that invite to the party. I must have gone astray in the mail!!! If you don't employ him, I'll have the last guy, please. Hugs, Patrick

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  12. Ray, like I told you, it's so hard to cook and do windows on your back! I think the blender attachment on #8 will come in handy!

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  13. I'll have whatever Blake Harper is cooking up in #3!

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  14. Love your applicates for cook! If I was closer I would cook for u and bring my Special Sauce!

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  15. Love your applicates for cook! If I was closer I would cook for u and bring my Special Sauce!

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  16. I need a cook too! Just got home fromt the hospital and can't move! Ugh! I hope your feeling better Ray.
    Hugs,
    Stan

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  17. Feeling Much Better Thanks Guys.
    Ray

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