Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Joke Of The Day

Nurses aren't supposed to laugh .......

"Of course I won't laugh," said the nurse. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."

"Okay then," said Fred, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'man thingy' the nurse had ever seen. Length and width, it couldn't have been bigger than a AAA battery. Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling, then fell to the floor laughing. Ten minutes later she was able to struggle to her feet and regain her composure.

"I am so sorry," she said. "I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I promise it won't happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?"

"It's swollen," Fred replied.

She ran out of the room.


carol said...

The best ointment doesn't always come in a bigger jar.

The joke did make me giggle, and a hard on :-)))

Thanks Ray,


witomski said...

That was great!

Koba said...

LOL! Très cute!


Nice to start the day with a laugh!

lorenzolo63 said...


Stan said...

LOL! Some of the best people I've worked with were nurses. We used to have lots of fun on the graveyard shift cometimes.

samislut said...

well i'm sorry, but it was the viagra i took that made it swell up like that and scare the pretty nurse.

carol said...

Good for your Sami :-)))


Ultra Dave said...

Oh my! Bless his heart!

Thanks Ray!

After the week I've had, I needed that!

word verification : sucketok

samislut said...

hope you're o.k. and just taking a break--sami

Mike said...

Hi Ray:

I'm a pretty regular reader; I enjoy the variety of pics you post, the comics you select, and the jokes. I send on the ones I think are particularly funny.

This joke, though, I am sorry to say doesn't work. I have been with one man who suffered from undescended testicles that left him with an "AAA" battery dick and cherry pit balls. The emotional pain is unending every time he pissed and the intense humiliation every time he'd have sex (which was but once/twice a year.

I met this guy at an LA sex club. Being the slut boy that I am, I noticed him watching me during the couple of hours I was hogging a sling, getting boinked and boinked. When I got up for a break, he followed me, made a move, and asked if we could get a room (really just a closet space with a bench). While I'm into all types, he worked: 6'2" bulky and soft/round, 250 lbs (me 5'8"; 150). Love to have a big boy all over me.

Anyway, we start making out and maneuvering ourselves into positions. When his pants came down, I could feel the panic in his heart that I would laugh / cry/ reject / make a scene. It took half a second to gain my composure, I got down and took his dick and balls in my mouth. "Well, you're rock hard." I got up and laid back down on the bench. "Lets do it this way, I want to watch your face." He just smiled, climbed on top and started boinking me. I couldn't really feel much dick/ass action, but I loved watching him enjoying himself. "When you're ready to cum, put all your weight on me, and don't worry, I'll nudge you when I need you to move." Tens minutes later, with his full body weight on me, he cam, shaking and shooting for a long time.

When he got up, he just started crying; I felt like shit, unsure of what I did that hurt him so much. "Hey man, I really was having fun. I'm so sorry if I hurt you."

"No, no. its just, well, this is the first time I've ever lost myself in a guy."

We got cleaned up and went outside to talk. He was 41 and he had never had the freedom from his condition.

I've never make small dick jokes ever since.