Friday, October 26, 2012

Bad Boy, Bad Boy, Whatcha You Going To Do???

I have been arrested. It seems you should not call "FIRE" if there is not a fire some where. No matter how good looking the Men are, but I will have to spend my time doing jail time. No I really do not want any one to bail me out. Thank you anyway.

12 comments:

SickoRicko said...

Been there. Not fun.

O!Daddie said...

I wouldn't mind meeting #9 in the woods.

carol said...

I would mind being handcuff by #2 and the one in the woods. That would be Hot.

Carol.

Tim said...

Cuff 'em and stuff 'em! ;P

Butch 57 said...

love to service the officers of the law!

Westernstock said...

Hey Ray, see what you mean about your jail time!

SEAN said...

Can I take prisoner #1 home! I promise to lock him up and make him do unspeakable things to me. On second thought, in this crowd, though, those things would be very speakable.

Red-Hot-Chilli said...

know what - my fave's the guy int he bottom pic! What a super-hot man!!!

TornJeans said...

Ray! Most of the men in jail are tops! You are not a bottom! You will want one of us to bail you out!
Awww, hell! You gonna learn to bottom now! No bail from me! LOL

Koba said...

Damn! I've ALWAYS had a thing for coppers!
Have a good weekend, Ray!

karl said...

Ray, Ray, Ray...what am I going ot do with you?!?
As you probably know, Im a prison officer here in England so im afraid you get ZERO sympathy from me. I dont like it when the law gets broken.
Nothing else for it - in casr youre smuggling something I will have to insist on a strip-search. No, its no use struggling; my pals will help you remove your clothes if you dont wish to do it.
Just in case youre worrying whats going to happen, let me fill you in on our itiniery. I will be having you bending over and spreading your ass cheeks apart [I mean, REALLY apart] and shining a torch up there. I may be some time. My fellow officer will be checking under your foreskin for hidden hyperdermic needles so do roll it back, theres a good boy. The whole thing should only take about twenty minutes so youlll have to stand there naked alongside any other men we bring in for their inspection. And just to quell any embarrassment you may be feeling we may ask any of you to go to the toilet [in a clear plastic booth] so we can see everything you do.
We're not being too graphic, are we.
We are authorised to carry out searches at any time, provided there are two officers present when you strip. Shame.


[disclaimer one ; despite the fun angle described here, prison is most definitely NOT a fun place. I know; I have to work here. I am a real officer, btw].
[disclaimer two; I hope my boss or fellow officers aernt reading any of this or I am fucked! Not in a good way, either!].

Pick said...

"Oh, Hello Occifer. Got cuffs" *wink wink*